Money for old rope

A two hundred pound electricity bill, four hundred and fifty pounds rent, sixty pounds veterinary chargers and my car tax due. How am I going to get through this month financially with all these bills to pay? I’ll be skint as soon as I get paid. There has to be a way of making some extra money on top of my wages. The thought of becoming a professional escort has crossed my mind on several occasions before but now it looks as though it could become reality. I have heard the some London escorts can charge up to a thousand pounds a night for their company. It sounds like money for old rope if you ask me. How difficult can it be to entertain someone for a night? All I would need to do is buy another mobile phone, place an advertisement in the local newspaper and wait for the calls.